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My gayness was piqued this week with all the Rufus Wainwright talk and that crazy article in NY Magazine about genetic gaydar and third-sex and all that crap. Sadly, I was out of town during Brooklyn Pride and was not able to get my gay on with my borough brothers and sisters. But no need to worry! This weekend is NYC Pride, which is like the biggest, gayest weekend ever!

Despite my being unpleasantly hetero, I’ve always enjoyed Pride. One year, I got a coupon for a free Chipotle burrito that was thrown from a passing float during the parade. And Harvey Fierstein and the Queer Eyes were there! It was amazing.

So anyway, I’m sure I’ll see you all at XXL NYC, a “rowdy bear party.” Hot!

Bears.

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Sometimes in the course of my work, it is necessary for me to perform searches such as “veggie fun facts” or “cabbage trivia.” Here is a sampling of what Google found for me today:

“In addition, store the urine of anyone who habitually eats cabbage; warm it, bathe the patient in it. With this treatment you will soon restore health; it has been tested…Those who cannot see clearly should bathe their eyes in this urine and they will see more.”
Cato, ‘On Farming’ (234-149 B.C.) translated by Andrew Dalby.

“If kale had a degree, it’d be from Yale.”

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