Posts Tagged ‘MTA’

Adding on to Recklesley’s wonderful Brooklyn Restaurant Week review, I’ve included a few more revelations from last night’s meal.

A la Brooklyn Skeptic Team:

4) No matter how fancy the restaurant, never shy away from taking real life experiences, and making them into dirty jokes.

Johnb: Our cable bill was $92.00 last month. We were charged for a porn we didn’t order. Then when I called the cable company, they didn’t believe me.  They told me they were going to have to investigate my box.

5) Never, never throw away extra wine.

Johnb: [Recklesley], do you want the rest of my wine?
Reck: Does it have alcohol?

6) When trying to relate to your French waitress, try to incorporate the “language of love” into conversation as much as possible.

French Waitress: How was everything?
Plainclothesman: C’est delicious.

Remaining Brooklyn Skeptic Team: Yayyyy!

This is a lie. Plainclothesman did not do this. However, the B.S. team informed him that he should, the next time he finds a French waitress attractive. But only if we can all be there to witness it.

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Last night, Brooklyn Skeptic hung up its dick jokes and aired out its potty mouth for an evening of fine dining courtesy of Brooklyn Restaurant Week. We chose to stuff our faces – elegantly – at Miriam, a “fusion Mediterranean” restaurant on 5th Avenue in Park Slope. Because it is Restaurant Week, we could actually afford to eat here on our proletarian salaries and thus we could escape from gruel for one precious night.

Some revelations:

1. Even in the dim lighting, with full glasses of wine and spicy scents swirling around us, the discussion veered towards why Derek Jeter won’t take his towel off in the locker room. It’s because of his vagina.

2. There is really only one way to describe Kofta kebab: by making dirty gestures to the waitress and repeating “is it balls?”

3. Despite essentially being a European, Plainclothesman has wine anxiety. He is a Cabana Boy connoisseur though.

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a-train.gifc-train.gife-train.gifin the hole.

s-train.gif Short, limited service. Perfect for so many men I’ve dated.

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The NYC Condoms are Brooklyn Skeptic’s new favorite things. However, we figure that if you’re going to make them MTA themed, you might as well go all the way (so to speak). Here are the first two in BS’s line of NYC Condoms.

g-train.gifThe G Condom can be found in the F packaging from 12:00AM to 5:00AM Monday – Friday. It is unreliable, at best.

l-train.gif The L Condom is characterized by its asymmetrical cut. It works well on the weekdays, but you should have a Plan B for the weekend.

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