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As everyone prepares to evacuate the city in the next couple of days to go home, see family and drink their own body weight in red wine (or is that just my family?), here are several good excuses to get out of the house for two hours and hang out in a dark (and hangover-friendly) room. All of these movies, with the exception of Starting Out in the Evening, start tomorrow.

The Mist: Remember that movie The Fog? And the remake of the movie The Fog? I’m struggling to see how this is any different. Between these movies, Stephen King’s Storm of the Century, and (to some extent) The Day After Tomorrow, perhaps the term “meteorological horror” is not far off. We’ll get movies like Murder Puddle, Gust of Death and Put on a Jacket or You’ll Die. In any case, this is directed by Frank Darabont, who has already directed two more serious Stephen King projects (The Shawshank Redemption and The Green Mile). It’s actually getting decent reviews so far, and stars Tom Jane and Marcia Gay Harden. This is playing at the United Artists on Court Street.

Hitman: I’ve never played this video game before, but I can say that the trailer for this adaptation, which features a bald Tim Olyphant shooting everything in the entire world, does not really inspire a whole lot of confidence. To be honest, I don’t really understand why they’re still adapting video games. Has there ever been a good one? Ever? And has it ever helped an actor’s career? Did Christopher Lambert win an Academy Award for his potrayal of Raiden in Mortal Kombat? Was Raul Julia showered with praise for his role in Street Fighter? Honestly, it says a lot about the video game adaptation genre that the best in the bunch had Dennis Hopper starring as King Koopa. This is playing at the United Artists on Court Street.

King Koopa

August Rush: I was okay with this movie until about half way through the trailer. This is when a cowboy Robin Williams shows up, complete with dyed hair, sideburns, and a soul patch. Honestly, he looks so ridiculous that Mrs. Doubtfire might have inspired less laughter from the audience. The film also stars Keri Russell, Freddie Highmore and Jonathan Rhys Meyers, who I believe learned to act by starring at himself provocatively in the mirror. This is playing at the Pavilion and the United Artists on Court Street.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Enchanted: There is a kid inside me who still loves Disney. Although I haven’t been as impressed with them lately, this movie looks cute. Amy Adams stars as a cartoon princess who is cursed by a witch and ends up in real life New York City. It’s the kind of movie that you tell people your younger cousins made you see, even though they actually wanted to see Michael Clayton and kept calling you immature. This is playing at the United Artists on Court Street and the Pavilion.

This Christmas: Another prematurely released Christmas movie. This one stars Regina King and Delroy Lindo, which is already an improvement on Vince Vaughn and a bunch of creepy looking elves. There will probably be a Christmas movie released every weekend until December 25th, so I guess we should all get used to them. This is playing at the Pavilion and the United Artists on Court Street.

Starting Out in the Evening: Someone needs to give Frank Langella an Oscar. He consistently plays assholes, but he’s always happy to do it. Here he plays an aging, grumpy writer who starts a friendship with a young writer (played by Lauren Ambrose). This does not open until Friday, and the showtimes are not up yet.

I’m Not There: Despite the gimmick (multiple actors portraying Bob Dylan), this is my pick of the week. Director Todd Haynes has an incredible career behind him (and ahead of him) featuring films like Safe, Velvet Goldmine and Far From Heaven. While I’m not normally a fan of biopics (I’m the guy who hated Walk the Line), this looks like it is told in a less linear and more interesting fashion. While I’m excited to see how the different actors take on Dylan, I’m especially excited to see David Cross as Allen Ginsberg. This is playing at Cobble Hill Cinemas.

Margot at the Wedding starts tomorrow at BAM. Also, the Big Lebowski is the midnight movie at the Sunshine on Friday, and everyone’s favorite psychopath, Crispin Glover, has invited everyone to spend Thanksgiving with him at the IFC Centre, where he is premiering his new film called It is Fine! EVERYTHING IS FINE. It also starts tomorrow. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Love in the Time of Cholera: Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s award-winning novel has been adapted into a film by director Mike Newell, and stars Javier Bardem and Benjamin Bratt. Thus far, the movie is getting pretty terrible reviews, shocking both because of the subject matter and talented director. Garcia Marquez (who is now eighty years old) apparently asked pop singer Shakira to provide two songs for the film. This explains the one new scene in which Fermina tells Fiorentino “you’re lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains” before ripping off her corset to expose a wet leather bra and tight pants. This is playing at the Pavilion.

Shakira

Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium: Did the title of this movie really have to rhyme? And an emporium? When I hear the word emporium, I don’t think of an FAO Schwartz style toy store, I think of a large warehouse that sells discount furniture. All the rhyming does is add to the cutesiness, which star Nathalie “if I keep talking with a baby voice I’ll be young forever!” Portman already supplies. Dustin Hoffman stars as the titular store owner who decides to retire, making the magical toys throw temper tantrums. Jason Bateman, who thus far has not gotten the post-Arrested Development career he deserves, stars as an accountant. The only way this movie could look more annoying would be if Robin Williams provided the voices of all the toys. This is playing at the United Artists on Court Street and the Pavilion.

Beowulf: While some people think this is going to be a huge hit, I’m (Brooklyn) skeptical. You’ve probably heard of the epic poem Beowulf, either by browsing through passages in a translation or having some douchey English major hit on you by saying they enjoy reading the whole thing in Old English. Either way, you might have thought it strange as well when Robert Zemeckis decided to adapt it to his Polar Express-style of animation, where the characters look so similar to real life that you wonder why they didn’t just film it in live action. While it’s garnering some decent reviews so far, I might still wait for DVD. It’s playing at the United Artists on Court Street and the Pavilion.

Redacted: Brian De Palma’s new film about the Iraq war is already causing an uproar with the conservative right, especially with talk show host Bill O’Reilly. The film is described as a “fictional story inspired by true events,” but also contains documentary footage. Whether you want to stand outside and picket the film as Mr. O’Reilly suggests, or you have the good sense to watch the film before protesting, it is playing at the Landmark Sunshine.

Margot at the Wedding: Filmed in Long Island this time instead of Baumbach’s native Brooklyn, Margot at the Wedding is the story of a writer who decides to attend her younger sister’s wedding to an oafish, unemployed artist. The film stars Nicole Kidman, Jack Black and Baumbach’s actual wife, Jennifer Jason Leigh. While it is so far not getting the same praise that The Squid and the Whale received, I’m going to make this my pick of the week. Also recommended: Baumbach’s Mr. Jealousy and Kicking and Screaming, which does not star Will Ferrell as a soccer coach. This is playing at the Angelika starting tomorrow, and BAM starting Wednesday, November 21st.

Southland Tales: Because I saw this on Wednesday I can officially say that it is definitely worth the price of admission. While you may be confused, frustrated and maybe a bit exasperated by the end, you will never be bored. Director Richard Kelly (Donnie Darko) tries to stuff far too much into this Los Angeles apocalypse sci-fi/action/comedy/drama/musical/clusterfuck but he does it will style and a giddy excitement that is refreshing. Any movie that features messianic figures, time travel, Jon Lovitz as a homicidal cop with bleached white hair, a floating ice cream truck, Christopher Lambert and Sarah Michelle Gellar as a porn star with a reality show is okay in my book. This is opening at the Angelika, but is also playing at the AMC on 19th and Broadway and the AMC on 84th Street.

Southland Tales

No Country for Old Men begins at BAM tomorrow, and Bottle Rocket is the midnight movie at the Landmark Sunshine tomorrow night. Also, several films from the After Dark Horrorfest are playing at the AMC Loews Village 7. Tickets can be purchased on Fandango. Enjoy!

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After being coldly turned away from the overcrowded Takeover BAM last weekend, I have a little bit of a chip on my shoulder regarding the beloved art-hole. But I’m a forgiving person and I am going to open my heart again. What could make me feel ready to love after that debacle? The follow up to an awesomely Brooklyn movie, The Squid and the Whale.

Yes, that’s right. Noah Baumbach will host a sneak preview of his new film Margot at the Wedding on Saturday, November 10 at 6:50 PM. You can buy tickets for it online. I would suggest you do that or you assuredly will be left out in the dark, cold, sinister streets of Fort Greene just like me last weekend. Don’t do that to yourself.

Sorry for blowing up your Weekend at the Movies spot, PCM.

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