Recklesley: uh, ghosts? pirates? candy
come on people
me: yeah. pirates cost money.
they’re used to whole treasure chests of gold dublooms
dabloons?
dablouns?
dud-boons?
Recklesley: what the ef are you talking about?
me: that word
that means gold coins
Recklesley: what kind of pirate are you?
me: that sounds like all those words i just typed
what is that word?
Recklesley: i have no idea
me: ok
well, to answer your question, i’m a fucking righteous pirate
Recklesley: i think you’re filled with lies and deceit
me: like a pirate
Recklesley: yar
me: YARRRR
what if i totally lost my shit and came to work dressed like a pirate?
that might make me feel better
Recklesley: that would be totally fine i think
really get your point across
regarding swashbuckling
me: MEMO
to: all staff
from: longbeard pizappas
RE: swashbuckling
text: YARRR, motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!
Recklesley: that seems to make a clear point