Posts Tagged ‘Crazy’

Insane Boy Defends Britney Via Youtube

I guess I’ll comment on this kid who posted a video on youtube.com, basically defending Britney’s honor and shedding some fake tears as he urges the public to leave Britney alone.

Alright, kid.  Chill.  You like Britney.  We get it.  You want to become an actor and find that this is a good way to practice your on que crying techniques.  That’s fine.  It’s also fine that you find it necessary to perform your rant under a sheet.  We all have our little rituals.  But for God’s sake, calm down.  You sound like nine year old me.  And no one wants that.  I don’t know if this thing is real or fake, but either way it’s finding its way around the world wide web, so I just thought I’d post it for your entertainment.


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logo.jpgBrooklyn and its fellow boroughs (Staten Island excepted, of course) not only feature incredibly expensive housing, but they also have quite a few young people who are positively dying to stuff themselves into tiny apartments. So it is not unheard of for three or four (or more) unrelated people to live together in one place. While this contributes to one’s sense of community and builds character through forced intimacy, it also leads to the occasional tiff.

“Who’s turn is it to pay ConEd for power that so often sputters out (hi Queens and Midtown!)?”

“Did you pay your sixth of the DVR bill?”

“I paid for toilet paper last time!”

Ah, these dulcet cries need not pour from your cramped home any longer, thanks to Billshare. It’s a free app that allows you and your roommates to track the household expenses and everyone’s shares of them. It sends out little email reminders and has statistics. It’s anal-retentive and confrontational so you don’t have to be!

Seriously. How can you not love the internet?

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My father – constantly on the lookout for new ways for me to become raving, bat-shit insane – sent me this article from Yahoo! News. It’s all about vegans who won’t stoop to sexing with meat eaters because they feel like they’re shtupping “a graveyard for animals.” While this is an interesting idea, I think it’s mostly just the sign of an over-active imagination and some pretty serious neuroses. As a reasonably squeamish vegetarian, I generally just draw the line at not making out while my partner is in the process of eating ribs.

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