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  1. Disliking the New England Patriots is not considered to be an act of treason.
  2. The New York Giants are in fact men of regular size and do not suffer from an excess of growth hormones.
  3. Terry Bradshaw admires Tom Brady’s looks. A lot. And it’s awkward. Based on how he continually calls himself ugly, I’m also pretty sure that he cries a lot when he’s alone.
  4. Yelling out the name of a victorious sports team on the street right after a game is the perfect way to become friends with douchebags.
  5. There are mothers in this world who choose to name their children Plaxico. These children go on to catch game-winning passes.
  6. Tom Petty has not yet been abducted by a UFO.
  7. The Declaration of Independence has a lot to do with the NFL.
  8. Jim Brown used to be a football player and was not just one of the many talented thespians featured in the film Mars Attacks.
  9. Ryan Seacrest is a wiener.
  10. That I can enjoy pretty much any kind of sporting event if I don’t have to pay attention and am being fed beer and food all night. Next up, Nascar!

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Ian Ziering and Billy Ray Cyrus, that’s who. This season’s Dancing With the Stars is pulling out all the stops. I say this not because Joey Fatone (Fat-One) will be cha cha cha-ing across that wonderful ABC sponsored dance floor, but because Heather Mills will be competing as well. Interesting choice, Dancing With the Stars. Interesting indeed. Seriously though, really, really interesting. And weird.  There are a number of other competitors, I simply cannot think of any at the moment. Probably because they’re not real celebrities. Not like Ian Ziering. But I do know Muhammad Ali’s daughter will be showing off her tango skills. Maybe she’ll punch someone.

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American Idol, why are you so racist…..against Asians? The first contestant kicked off the show tonight was, you guessed it, the Asian guy. Or more widely known as, the Korean guy. While he was not the best, he certainly was not the worst of the group. Is the A.I. voting Asian community that small? And while I do not participate in the voting aspect of the show (please, what kind of loser do you take me for?), if I did vote, I would have voted for my Opah. (In Korean “Opah” means “big brother.” This blog is so educational.) Also, remember that girl who sang “Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing”? The one who I thought should have ended her performance after singing the first note? Well, she made it through to the next round. Because she’s pretty. Nice, America, nice.

PS. Is Ryan Seacrest shrinking?

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