While some fast food restaurants are at least trying to feign an interest in changing their menus and promoting good health, Domino’s Pizza seems to be going in a somewhat different direction.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, the Oreo Pizza. Am I the only one who had never heard of this?
Now I’m not a healthy person by any means. If I even think this sounds fucking disgusting and more unhealthy than eating garlic bread covered in rusty nails and hydrochloric acid, than I think Domino’s has stumbled upon something truly original. What’s Pizza Hut going to do in retaliation? Strike up a deal with Krispy Kreme?
Open the door, it’s your impending doom.