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Do you ever feel nostalgic for the days when lepers had to wear bells around their neck so you’d know when they were coming?

So does this lady:

$700 LOOKING TO SHARE MY APPARTMENT WITH SOMEONE LOVELY (Murray Hill)


I am an elderly lady, in my 70’s. I am looking for someone lovely to live in the second bedroom(lovely people only). I am not thrilled about living with someone but I could use the extra cash. I have only one rule. You must wear a belt I designed that has bells all over it. I do this so I know when you are in the appartment and where in the appartment you are.If you have friends over, they must wear the device as well. I only have 2, so no more than 1 friend over.

  • dogs are OK- wooof
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Dogs are OK but if you have one then it’ll have to wear the other device and you can never have anyone else in the apartment.

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