If you are kind of gay for homemade toilet paper cozies, or aprons featuring silk-screened images of Jim Bakker, go to the Handmade Cavalcade this weekend at the Bell House in Gowanus. It’s a two day affair, and will probably sell handmade and homemade stuff that you in no way need, but can in no way live without. If you are like me, a cheapskate and control freak, go to steal other people’s ideas, then try to make them yourself. While it costs more, looks worse, and staples your fingers together, the illusion of originality is its own neosporin-treated bandaid.
I am watching you poop.