According to the Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry –by way of Slate magazine- that brick of organic spelt and free range apple juice can still eventually kill you. Say what? That’s right, Park Slope Food Co-operators, it’s not just pesticide residue and low self-esteem that does damage to the temple that is your body. Land that has previously been used for conventional farming that is now organic, often leaves a heavy metal residue in the soil. And if there was never any pesticides used on the land in the first place? No problem. Airborn metallic pollution has got it covered; there’s more than enough bling to go around.
On the plus side, now you can go back to eating murcury-laden tuna and salmon, because by the time that shit catches up with you, you will already look like the Terminator.
Shit, I forgot to get flax seed oil at Whole Foods