On May 21 of this year, President Bush signed into law the Genetic Information Non-Discrimination Act of 2008. Sponsored by New York’s own Representative Louise Slaughter, the law aims to “prohibit discrimination on the basis of genetic information with respect to health insurance and employment.”
Sure it soundsgreat, until you find out one of your co-workers is a character from X-men. And not one of the good ones that will either save the world, or with whom you can engage in witty flirtation (I’m talking to you, Beast. Growwwwwl). No, you will instead find out that you work with Mystique, who will disguise herself as a butter knife, then stab you to death when you use her salad dressing without permission.
Seeing as there was only one dissenting vote, I can only assume that William Stryker has infiltrated Congress. Or, that Strom Thurman has come back from the dead to embark on a courageous zombie crusade to make mutant the new black.
Stay away from my diet ranch