I’m sorry. I don’t mean to be schlocking Barack Obama so hard. But really, the last two (and only two) presidential elections in which I have been involved have broken my heart so badly, that just the possibility of getting a political leader I don’t loathe with the depth and passion of Neptune’s watery kingdom, makes me positively jittery. I would be so happy if Barack Obama was president. I would love it if we could stop being an international laughingstock for like, five seconds.
So good luck tonight, Barry. We’re all counting on you.
Awww smooshie wooshie! Yes he is! Yes he is!