Apparently Tom & Kat know how to get down and dirty. Who knew? Well, I sort of knew, after seeing that youtube video of the two awkwardly dancing along to Kanye West’s “Gold Digger” at one of his concerts. It was very uncomfortable to watch the internet clip in its entirety. Uncomfortable yet…necessary. Anyway, this photo is better because we, the viewers, only get a glimpse of what went on here. I can only imagine what the entire night was like with these two. Judging from Cruise’s pit/shoulder stains, it appears he’d been dancing for a while. Nice. Also nice, Cruise’s facial expression. It looks like he’s really having a good time. Good for him. And I can’t tell what Katie’s thinking, but I honestly don’t care. Ever since she aged like, 79 years over the course of one month, I find her boring and unexciting. Sometimes I just wish…I just wish everyone from Dawson’s Creek stayed in their characters forever.
Get it, Tom!
I really wish she would have been the flight instructor in Top Gun.
They look like they’re at a bar mitzvah or a corporate retreat.
Also, US weekly keenly pointed out shortly after Katie got her new haircut (which I think looks very nice), that Tom had the same haircut a few years ago. Adorable (not really).
She couldn’t have been the flight instructor in Top Gun because she wasn’t born yet.
is it so wrong that he wants to make over his fag hag? for someone who can’t come out he sure can get down. ew! that sweat, though!
the best part of that picture is that no one else is dancing. those people are effing weird.
seriously, where are they?! it looks like an office holiday party.
Oh, sorry. I should’ve included that they’re at Posh and David Beckham’s welcoming party. This must be how scientologists greet out-of-towners.
oh THAT explains the funky chicken.