As you all know, Mary-Kate & Ashley turned 21 yesterday. On a date not yet designated as a national holiday, the two celebrated at celeb hot-spot Chateau Marmont with champagne and red velvet cake.
But, as People reports…
the true present for Mary-Kate was the guy sitting next to her. After giving the last toast, the 20-something blond kissed her lovingly before she jumped into his lap and gave him a peck on his chin. As she looked through her birthday cards, he brushed her cheek with one hand and caressed the back of her sheer black dress.
Um, ew. PDAs don’t even make me uncomfortable, but that description is gross. I guess People is now hiring soft-core authors to do their gossip columns. I’m hoping for some descriptions of celebs ‘pumping gas hard as the meter softly undulates to FULL.’ EW!
In some truly touching shit, the MK&A website has a whole bunch of birthday wishes from fans. Here are some that got me all teary:
Hello Ashley and Mary-Kate,
…You guys were my idols…. I live with the phylosophy that you should tell people when they are appreciated, so here goes. You guys are truely amazing women…. I love the way that you reach for the skies and get there. It’s inspiring. I think that it is great how you took the day off. You deserve it. I also want you to know that the people that grew up with you, don’t care about what the media has to say, we are behind you. Hope that you have a birthday as wonderful as you are.HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ASHLEY and MARY-KATEwith much admiration and respect
-*Jacque*HI MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY
ITS ME AGAIN YOUR BIGGIST FAN JOUDE THE GIRLIE GIRL FIRST I WANNA SAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH I CANT STOP THINKING
ABOUT YOU TWO, I WANNA SAY TO MARY-KATE THAT YOUR CUTE
AND ASHLEY YOUR ADORIBEL.NEVER FORGET ME.
HOPE FOR YOU THE BEST WISHES.
FROM YOUR BIGGIST FAN IN THE HOLE WORLD JOUDEhappy birthday u 2 when i woke up this morningat 8 o clock my phone started ringing i thought someone was ringing me but it was just a reminder that today is yere birthday
love ye lots
love emily
I can relate to these girls, for sure. Who didn’t spend countless nights on her friends’ parents’ couch watching Winning London and Holiday in the Sun? Who didn’t help her crutches-bound friend hobble up the stairs to watch NY Minute on the big screen? Certainly not me. I didn’t not do those things.
So happy birthday girls. Though your Wal-Mart exclusive poster no longer graces my walls, your little bodies and big heads are still in my heart.
They’re perfectly weird looking.
Thank you for not posting my letter.
i THOUGHT that was yours…but i wasn’t sure. a lot of it was bleeped out. i’m surprised they posted it, given the death threats and unnecessary disclosure about your necrophilia.
I do believe death threats would be quite appropriate in this instance….
hi its your biggest fan aoife happy birhday from all my friends and family and espesily me happy birthday aoife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uhmmm
hi
can u tell me where marykates dress is from or at least tell me where i can find a full length pic off this…
y?
because its my moms wedding and i really want a dress made (cheaper version) just like this! its stunning!
lol
thanks x x x
Why is this happy birthday on the 14th instead of the 13th?
happy 21th mary kate and ashley oh merry xmas girls
mary kate is better then ashley but ashley is very cute
hi .
i love you
Hello Mary-Kate og Ashley. Im a very big fan from Denmark… I love your movies and books… Knuz Maiken from Denmark<333
hey i lov u guyz
ur da best lukin beta den eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
hey, mary-kate and ashley i just wanted to sayy i think you are both amazing i aint one of those people who go on and on about how much of a fan they are, i just got to say you 2 have had such a big influence on me, just the way you look and how individual you both are. you both wicked and i love you to bits! x<3x
go to hell fur wearing brats.
i hate them
i love them so much
OMG!
You 2 Are Sooooooo Pretty Its Unfairr !
&&
I Have To Say .. That Arianna Girl Who Said About The Furr .. Can F**K Right Off !
Dont Look At The Picture Then !
Jeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz !
they’re overdramatic bitches. end of story.
u 2 are bitchis y`know i luv ur books & films
id like 2 see more of ur films my fav 1 is oh my gosh i love him.
u know wat a joke i hate ur films
pl:
gave u a fake name hahaha!
hey u guys i want 2 see ur naked pics cos iam a lezo!
is anybody noticing all of this besides me?
Hi Ashley I think you are the best
is your birth day on June 14,th
no, seriously Jake. i’m here. shit is crazy.
iam a lezoooo 2!!!!!!!!!!!!
mka are the best i hope i will get an autogramm from they U 2???
MARY-KATE & ASHLEY OLSEN ===> WHO IS BETTER ???
I think ashley
Love mary-kate and ashley ❤ dam zo beautifull
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