So a new study has revealed that frequent masturbation among twenty and thirty-somethings can lead to cancer. At first I was terrified…but then I figured it out. And all I have to say is…
Very clever, Mom and Dad.
Over my pre-teen and teenage years, you told me so many lies. That it would make me go [...]
Archive for January, 2009
I’m On To You, “Scientists”
Posted in brooklyn, tagged Blindness, cancer, God, masturbation, My stupid parents, Popular Science on January 29, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Oscar Update: Special Dame Dench Edition
Posted in brooklyn, tagged Dame Judi Dench, Dame Judi Dench? More like daaaaaaaamn! Judi Dench!, Dame of my Heart, Dametown: Population Judi Dench, Dench Bott 5000, Denchy Denchy Ju Ju, Judi Dench, Judi Rooty Tooty, Judith of Dench, JuJu Dench on January 23, 2009 | 1 Comment »
The Oscar Nominations were announced yesterday. As per usual, there were few surprises. Among them:
The Dark Knight and Wall-E were not nominated for best picture. Everyone has been talking about this being the year of the blockbuster (and by everyone, I mean my mother and I while I was home for the weekend). Both films, [...]
Love is a chemical. Thank God we figured that one out.
Posted in brooklyn on January 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Nature magazine has recently been doing’ some Doin’ it research on the vole- one of the few other mammals that mate for life, or until they get a di-Vole-ce*. They have been testing oxytocin, a hormone that is partially responsible for those warm fuzzy feelings that makes a mom like her kid, and for those [...]
Michael Showalter at Tearing the Veil of Maya: Reactions
Posted in brooklyn on January 12, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Last Night, Brooklyn Skeptics ChezJJP, johnbaptisedme, pizappas, Plainclosthesman, and bearclaws went to the weekly Sunday comedy show Tearing the Veil of Maya, at Union Hall. This week it was emceed by Eugene Mirman (always hilarious), and featured Jamie Lee (pretty funny), DC Benny (just fucking awful), Pete Holmes (so funny I almost shot a snot rocket at the person [...]
