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Archive for December, 2008
Merry Christmas from Brooklyn Skeptic!
Posted in brooklyn, tagged brooklyn, christmas, Merry, Skeptic on December 25, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Let’s Check in With Our Old Friend Michael Bay, Shall We?
Posted in brooklyn, tagged Michael Bay, Mike Larry, shitty remakes, The Unborn on December 15, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Michael Bay must be super busy being the most awesomest film producer/director of our time. Not only has the multi-MTV Movie Awards Winner continued his time honored tradition of remaking horror films (Texas Chainsaw, The Hitcher, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street) thus making the originals look like works of genius, but he’s also [...]
Hugh Jackman is Hosting the Oscars? Seriously?
Posted in brooklyn, tagged Host, Hugh Jackman, Oscars 2009, The Academy Awards, Tom Berenger on December 12, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Uh….really? I know that they’re trying to make the Oscars more “hip” and have said that they’ll be making a lot of changes, but really? Huh. Interesting. I mean, I don’t really have anything against the guy, but it seems like such a random choice. I know he’s an actor, but, well, there are plenty [...]
Golden Globe Nominations!
Posted in brooklyn, tagged Crappy Award Shows, Golden Globes on December 11, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I take back the above exclamation point. There is nothing exciting about the Golden Globes, I just thought feigned excitement might make you more inclined to read this post. And here you are. Sucker.
Yes, the Golden Globe nominations were announced today. The Golden Globes kind of act as Oscar’s little brother. But he’s a pigeon-toed, hyperactive little [...]
New post up at Mets Update for Girls!
Posted in brooklyn on December 11, 2008 | 2 Comments »
It’s been a while, but there’s lots to talk about…
Try Zomething Different. Drink Zima.
Posted in brooklyn, tagged Clear Malt, Retired, Zima on December 9, 2008 | 5 Comments »
MillerCoors finally decided to discontinue 1990s drink phenomenon, Zima, pulling the fruity alcoholic beverage off shelves across America. For good. ::Sobs:: Actually, I’ve never tried Zima, since I was about 10 during its peak. But I remember hearing jokes about the product and knowing that, even at age 10, no one should [...]
Vanity Fair Blogger
Posted in brooklyn, tagged Stupid, Vanity Fair on December 4, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Vanity Fair blogger, Jim Windolf, wrote a blog post titled “Blog Stuff I’m Sick Of” where he listed his top ten blog annoyances:
1. “Also?”
2. Muppets
3. Dumb comments
4. Cupcakes
5. “But!”
6. Long analyses of Gossip Girl, Mad Men, The Hills
7. Best. [Insert Noun Here]. Ever.”
8. Lists
9. Strong opinions on small things
10. Gratuitous links that go nowhere
I [...]
The Five Worst Movies of 2008
Posted in brooklyn, tagged Prom Night, Sex and the City, Step Brothers, The Happening, The X-Files: I Want to Believe, Worst Films of 2008 on December 3, 2008 | 3 Comments »
While I will be waiting until the end of the year or January to create a Best of 2008 list, I feel pretty confident that I am not going to see movies worse than these in the next month (G-d willing). Just to be clear, there were plenty of movies I did not see over [...]
Does this Vanishing Point Make My Ass Look Fat?
Posted in brooklyn on December 3, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
October 15, 1992, the universally known and feared School Picture Day. Somehow your bangs know and perversely exploit this, and in an affront to your dignity and understanding of gravity, are vertically frozen, making you look like Stephanie Tanner parked in front of a jet engine. You are planted under the bed, screaming that you would rather have [...]
Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Posted in brooklyn, tagged Brody Jenner, Butt, E!, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim on December 1, 2008 | 4 Comments »
I caught an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I think E! was running a marathon or something. Have you seen this show? I mean, I have. But I’m assuming your television standards are higher than mine. Since I’ll pretty much watch anything. But I stopped watching KUWTK after its series premiere because it [...]
