They were the best, weren’t they? A time when the X files didn’t suck. When Russia did a better job of hiding their resentment of the US. When spiky bangs and back-to-Africa dashikis were worn non-ironically. And when John McCain was a chivalrous gentleman.
“Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly?” he told a handful of big Republican funders. “Because Janet Reno is her father”
Oh and fruit by the foot!! That was the best.

And now Chelsea is sorta hot http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/2008+Democratic+National+Convention+Day+3+0P5L1a3cLFrl.jpg