Hey, remember when I almost got that “Git-R-Dun” tattoo across my forehead but you guys told me I’d look crazy? So as a second option I asked, “Fine, well what about ‘psycho’?” And you all agreed that too would be a bad idea. Well, looks like you guys were wrong. Apparently I’d look like the sexist racist Nazi in all the land if I had gotten either one of the two.

MARCH 18–Meet the Bebees. Father Floyd, 48, and his son Justin, 21, were arrested last year (on different dates) in central Florida. As you can tell from the below mug shots, the Bebees are forehead tattoo enthusiasts. Another of Bebee’s kids, Floyd III, is locked up until 2016 on a variety of felony convictions. And while the 23-year-old inmate has yet to get his head inked, he does have a swastika on his left leg, and the phrases “Time Served” and “White Pride” on his right leg. In a TSG interview, Floyd Bebee, a father of eight, said that he has a tattoo on the back of his head reading “Got-R-Did.” The ink on his forehead cost $125 and took about 45 minutes to complete, Bebee said, adding that he was the family trendsetter when it it came to such head art. Bebee, who does odd jobs like home remodeling and demolition, said that his wife had a succinct response to his forehead ink: “You crazy,” she said. Bebee noted that since his son’s eyes are open in his mug shot, the photo does not reveal a hidden surprise: Justin has the words “Fuck” and “You” tattooed on his eyelids.
I’d like to stress Floyd Bebee, aka Father Floyd’s, “Got-R-Did” tattoo (not pictured). Something tells me “Got-R-Did” isn’t as innocent as it sounds. Speculation leads me to believe it has something to do with murder. In that he murdered someone. And then got that tattoo.
This is some crazy shit, though. Stories like this make me sad about the world we live in. Sad and scared.
Lock your doors, everyone.

sometimes when i am mad, i think that Sticking My Middle Finger in the Air does not adequately convey the rage in my belly. i’m glad that someone out there shares my feelings, and came up with Closing His Eyes, to send the same message. bravo justin, you are a visionary who is not to be trifled with.
One time I passed out and someone drew a penis on my face, but at least that washed off. If some glorious day, I do decide to get a forehead tattoo I’m definitely going with the Olde English lettering, it’s the classiest choice. Either that or Comic Sans.
it looks like they both have teardrops…