“Lohan told Newsday that while he was in prison, he went to Bible college and became a minister with the Assemblies of God Ministry. ‘I want to help people,’ he said. ‘I don’t want them to fall into the same traps I did.’”
Michael Lohan is no longer just Lindsay’s father, he’s any number of Christians’ Father. I imagine under his guidance and tutelage, his parishioners will not only avoid “traps,” they’ll emerge from church as bouncy, red-headed, incredibly hot, coke-addicted party whores. OMG. Long Island RULES.
Oh wow, Ass. of God’s are no joke. He now speaks in tongues and believes in divine healing. The Pentecost was CUHRAZY. I guess, it’s a good place for a Lohan to be.
This morning, after this shocking turn in yesterdays news, I read a brief article in the latest Newsweek about an autistic Jew who found inner peace at a Pentecostal church. His sister went along for the ride and lived to tell the tale: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17551802/site/newsweek/from/ET/
Why is this news? Is it the possible convert? The inner-peace for an OCD, autistic person? What gives? “Feel good” stories can’t be selling that much.