Comments on: Subway Perverts

By: recklesley

recklesley — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 16:26:48 +0000

R Train still wins because that’s the most action I’ve gotten all week.

Zing!

By: morris slobodnick

morris slobodnick — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 16:23:01 +0000

BEHOLD!…how does this influence the R-train vs. F-train subway debate?

By: morris slobodnick

morris slobodnick — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 16:06:00 +0000

I’ve always wanted to be a subway perv, but I’m actually life-threateningly allergic to “stink-eye.” So it’s not really worth the risk for me.

Also, Pizappas…I think it’s safe to say the ball twist only makes subway pervs stronger. You have to use your fire spirit on them…or head-butt them in the nose.

By: recklesley

recklesley — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 13:13:40 +0000

aw, xan. you’re totally cute. i’d attack you on the subway any time.

By: xan

xan — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 04:50:30 +0000

i often plan on being molested in transit, but it has actually never happened to me. this has occasionally made me wonder why i am not a more desirable target. has anyone else ever felt this way?
no?
oh.

By: pizappas

pizappas — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:44:35 +0000

i too have struggled with the proper way to address sub-pervs. i’ve always liked the idea of grabbing balls and twisting. never done it, but i do like the idea.

yup.

By: Daveed

Daveed — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:37:27 +0000

Cops aren’t bad/scary people. Most days he probably just stands there, sometimes warning people to “stay clear of the closing doors” and “watch the gap” (or throwing out the homeless and the kids selling candy from the train). He may not be able to do much besides strike the fear of the NYPD into the transgressors heart, but if it stops SP from repeating his dubious actions, it is then worth it…eh?